My kid homeschooled due to the 947668 degree heat yesterday morning for 8 whole minutes, before declaring he had writers block so he couldn’t do anything.
He then went into the garden and smashed up the remaining bits of the old guitar that got a hammering during Lockdown The First, shouting his legacy “commas are for bellends”.
Do I face a disciplinary committee for having a Strawberry Daiquiri for lunch?
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